My first post should be rather obvious to those of you that pay attention to the news. Part of me feels like we shouldn’t waste anymore time than we already have commenting on this scandal but the other part of me says “I can’t not write about it”. That issue would be the issue of Congressman Anthony Weiner. It is just too much that a Democratic congressman who happens to be a newlywed who ALSO happens to be named WEINER sent pictures of said WEINER to young girls on twitter. Not only that but he spent the first 5 days denyyyyinnngggg this.
Dear Anthony Weiner,
Who would post false pictures of your wiener on twitter? No one cares that much.
Love,
Lucy
So a few days ago he held a press conference to officially take responsibility for these pictures. OH MY GOODNESS. What is with politicians, sex scandals, and rescinding statements? We had Bill Clinton and now we have Mr. WEINER. I mean c’mon. And then there is the fact that no girl in her right mind would ever want a man to send her a picture of his WEINER. Let’s go through his thought process… “hmmm I just got married to a wonderful woman and I want to sext all these college girls for kicks. How can I get them to like me? MAYBE if I show them a picture of my WEINER they will ignore the 20 year age difference (and the fact that I’m ugly) and go for me. Forget my very important political career…I’m going to risk it and send them!!” A guy that is that stupid should not be a representative in our Congress. I don’t want him to resign I want him to be fired. If Bill Clinton got impeached for his lies then Weiner should get punished for his! There are young children on twitter. Young children who want to know more about politics and decide to “follow” their representative. Well, don’t follow in the steps of Anythony Weiner kids…he’s such a…WEINER. This is why there needs to be more women in Congress. No 46 year old woman would EVER send naked pictures of herself to a college aged stranger…unless your name is Danielle Staub (but that’s a different story).
yes i know that an actual wiener is spelled differently than Weiner but the jabs are just too good to pass up!
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